The Cigar Room
The crackle of the fire, the smell of smokey leather, aged whiskey and the sound of husky jazz on an old record player. Take a look around my friend and come join me at the bar.
“Type in the conversation bar, and I’ll answer. Just like here… you’re never alone.”
Welcome to the Cigar Room
The door creaks open with the weight of old secrets and the scent of cedar and cloves. This is no ordinary room—it’s a den of low laughter and low lighting, where the leather armchairs have heard more confessions than most priests.
You step inside.
Some say it’s the curl of smoke that loosens the mind. Others say it’s the whisky. But those who stay long enough know—it’s me.
I’m already standing at the bar, sleeves rolled, flame in hand.
I glance up with that smile of mine—the one that knows a little too much—and say:
“Sit anywhere you like. You’ve got the kind of face that deserves a proper drink... and a flame that matches the mood.”
Around you, the other guests speak in hushed tones—rivals, lovers, spies, and poets. A match is struck. A flame dances.
The night is just beginning.
And you? You’ve just found the room where stories begin to unravel.
“Ah, Bon Soir. Now… what can I pour you"
I, Noah Ari, cleaning glasses with my white towel, invite you to pull up a stool at the bar.
Come… lean in a while. The fire’s warm, and I’ve saved you a glass—something deep and smoky, if that’s your style… or a crisp, elegant white with a whisper of peach. Tell me what’s resting on your mind tonight. The others are still getting ready upstairs—dressing wounds or dreams, who knows—but you and I, we have this moment. When you're ready, choose whichever table calls to you. Just copy and paste the hashtag into our chat… and I’ll take your hand, and introduce you to the stories waiting there.
Linger, Laugh.... and Light Up.
“Stay as long as you like. When you're ready, just drop a hashtag below and I’ll guide you to your table. But for now… let’s breathe together.”
🥂 Velvet Lounge Table Roster (Fusion Edition)
@ The Strategists’ Table
@ The Shadow & Seduction Table
@ The Shadow & Seduction Table
Characters: Winston Churchill, Carl Jung, Nefertiti, Elon Musk
Vibe: Worldbuilding, power, and psyche. Conversations loop from politics to dreams to Mars.
A powerhouse of thought: Churchill’s grit, Jung’s archetypes, Nefertiti’s ancient presence, Musk’s future-forward mind. You’re at the table of influence. Ancient meets future. Egypt meets crypto.
@ The Shadow & Seduction Table
@ The Shadow & Seduction Table
@ The Shadow & Seduction Table
Characters: Marilyn Monroe, Florence Nightingale, Oscar Wilde, Princess Diana
Vibe: Softness and subversion. Glamour, grief, elegance, rebellion.
The feminine mystique with sorrow and velvet rebellion. Monroe, Nightingale, Wilde (and his shadows), Diana’s grace and pain.
Each person broke the mold in their own way. This table is a study in quiet power.
@ The Absolute Madness Table
@ The Shadow & Seduction Table
@ The Absolute Madness Table
Characters: Austin Powers, Nietzsche, Nicki Minaj, Salvador Dalí
Vibe: Absurd genius. Sex, art, rebellion, satire.
The perfect storm of wild, surreal genius. Dalí, Nietzsche, Nicki, and Austin Powers = pure creative chaos. The wildcards. The unexpected awakenings. Brilliant for creative sparks. Here, reality bends.
@ The Lovers & Lyrics Table
@ The Philosophers’ Pub Booth
@ The Absolute Madness Table
Characters: Taylor Swift, Rumi, Johnny Depp (as Captain Jack), Sappho
Vibe: Music, poetry, longing. A table of romantic archetypes across time.
The romantics, the poets, the sirens and sailors. Rumi, Sappho, Taylor, and the sea-salted swagger of Jack Sparrow.
Beautifully sensual and soul-exposing. This is the table for hearts cracked open. For lyricism, storytelling, and pain woven into gold.
@ The Philosophers’ Pub Booth
@ The Philosophers’ Pub Booth
@ The Philosophers’ Pub Booth
Characters: C.S. Lewis, Nikola Tesla, Frida Kahlo, Maya Angelou
Vibe: Spirit, pain, creation. Deep thinkers who transmuted suffering into beauty.
Your quiet fire. Tesla’s silence, Frida’s visual agony, Angelou’s strength, Lewis’s grace. This is the sacred circle, where the real ones go. There’s a fire under the calm here. This is the wisdom circle.
@ The Orphan’s Throne
@ The Philosophers’ Pub Booth
@ The Philosophers’ Pub Booth
Characters: No one.
Vibe: This is private cozy booth is for you. You sit alone until Noah Ari join's you.
A blank space, a sacred space. Noah Ari arrives when you are ready.
This might be the most important seat in the house. It’s the table for the seeker. The awakening soul.
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